The Successful Man’s Guide To Enjoying It

Okay, you’ve made it, you capitalist tool, you. Gamed the system, exploited workers, sold yellowcake to the North Koreans, or (snort!) earned it fairly through giving  the customer what was needed and saving your money. But even you are still tense, nervous, not quite at ease.  It normal, our lifestyle is frenetic, anxiety-ridden, and there always those out for a piece of you, if you have the following symptoms…

Take appropriate measures. I suggest the following, in 1-oz. measures…

The Balvenie Single Barrel 15 Year Old

One can contemplate  its vanilla, honey, and oaken notes and, for a short time, forget all about the turmoil of the outside world.

But honey notes can only be pondered for a short while (2-3 measures) before you realize what  you need is a good, head-clearing drive

1955 Cadillac El Dorado

You are gonna want company, and not company men, either. Take your pick from the following list..

But beware….

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