THE JOLLY OLD FELLOW TRAVELER

Brother let me warn you, stay out of that store
After hours in line, you will finally find
They sold the last one an hour before

But the real reason, and friend, I kid you not
St. Nick was a friend of Ho-ho-ho-Chi Minh
And Christmas is a communist plot

Santa Claus is a socialist,
all dressed in Commie red
He redistributes the people’s wealth
from his union-made commie sled
The reindeer are from Sweden,
and as liberal as can be
Elves seldom retire, instead expire
When the death panel so decrees

Santa hid listening devices inside every home
How else would he know who’s sleeping,
And what you do when you’re alone?

So join the war on Santa, don’t buy all that crap
don’t let your kids tell him family secrets
when they’re on the bearded creep’s lap….because, ..

Santa Claus is a socialist,
all dressed in Commie red
He redistributes the people’s wealth
from his union-made commie sled
China bought the xmas franchise,
it’s the top story of the week
Next year’s Santas will be yellow-cheeked,
and have slightly slanted eyes

Come join the war on Santa…(fade out)
Merry Christmas, Everyone Merry Cristmas, Every One!!

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