UNCLE BUD TRIES SOCIAL NETWORKING

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Uncle Bud! *           

UncleBud hates getting an e-mail that contains a mildly amusing, clever joke, followed by instructions on how to laugh, live, dance, etc. Next time, jerk(s), just send the damned joke. You can embroider the pollyanna crap on the hem of your nightgown, for all I care. If I want to laugh like a baby getting his feet tickled, dance like I’m barefoot on a swami’s King-size, live like nunya bizness, I’ll freaking do it. And I haven’t had any serious complaints about my etc. in years.
May 22, 4:34 p.m.

UncleBud just corked a batch of squeezins’,It’s going for the usual asking price. If you’re wantin’ some, click ‘likes this’, and come by my place after six, and I don’t mean Farmville.
May 22, 4:57 p.m.

UncleBud A rig blows up, a well blows out, and BP can’t wait for this to all blow over. Who should get that one, Leno or Letterman?
may 22, 6:13 p.m.

UncleBud has joined the group TheTea Party Isn’t Far Enough To The Right for Me
May 22, 6:35 p.m.

UncleBudcommented on luvsoldermen469’s wall…

You’re a bad, bad girl, and Uncle Bud wants to spank you real bad.”
May 22 9:53 p.m.

UncleBudcommented on luvsoldermen469’s wall…

Well, how do you make a message private?”
May 22 10:02 p.m.

UncleBudhas joined the group “Whiskey Taxes Are A Socialist Tool
May 22, 11:17 p.m.

UncleBudwants to see Obama’s baby pictures. Bet there’s lions and tigers and grass huts in the background, if you get my drift.
May 23, 12:24 p.m.

UncleBudwants to know why search engines have such stupid names …Goggle, yeehaw, boing. I’m a grown man! I want to use a search engine that don’t make me feel like an old man alone in a Chucky Cheese. Something scientific like lookupatron, or factocumulator.
May 23, 1:41

*For previous encounters with Uncle Bud, click here

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