PLANET OF THE PELICANS

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It’s almost funny. Here we are, looking to the stars for enemy aliens with evil intent, while all around, Pelicans plot and scheme.

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Didn’t know they were listening, waiting, and watching, looking for weaknesses, probing our defenses, did you? You thought they were cute, begging for stale bread. Nothing cute about their intentions, I tell you.

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typical skulking Pelicanus occidentalis. You can’t hide, your lying eyes, and your smile is a thin disguise….

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He looks at this world and wants it all
So he strikes like ThunderballImage

Our attempts at enlisting other fowl to spy and discern their intentions have inexplicably failed

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our spies turned against us, they swim with the enemy now

We tried black ops…Image

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And still they advance, their single-mindedness, their inscrutability, make them a force to reckon with. You may consider yourself to have been warned, for all the good it will do.

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