WON’T YOU HELP THE WEALTHY?

Obama is attacking our Rich-Americans, certifiably the smallest minority extant in these United States. He has declared war on their wealth, their businesses, and will soon have all but publicly declared that he will nationalize every successful business in the United States and its territories. Well, he might exempt Wake Island, but I hear he is going to force owners of mansions to open their swimming pools to the public, and make them pick up hitchhikers in their chauffered limos. If any of the above is true, (and hey, we’ve never had a half-black president before, so who knows?) the oppressed upper class in America will be needing our help. Do you realize that many children of CEO’s have never eaten a corn dog? 

But a change is in the wind. New charities are springing up, NGO’s whose mission in one way or another will improve the lives of the long-neglected .5% of us that have never been inside a public school or playground. People who want to make a difference in the lives of those whose vision of the future is sadly blocked by piles of (possibly unclean) lucre can choose between the following organizations:

Habitat for Legacies

Toys For Trust-Fund Babies

Polo Pony Sanctuary

Big Butler

National Association for the Advancement of the Comfortably Prosperous

Hedge Start

Slope For Tomorrow

Tax Shelters Without Borders

Jet Lag Research Foundation

Project Gentrify 

Daughters of  the American Robber Barons

Heirs Without Partners

 

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