On line I can woo you
embed you and peruse you
But our little digital heaven
must end each night by twenty to eleven

Crossing the line, on your website or mine?
{six-four, athletic, one ninety!}
Cross that line, mix your font with mine
{5-9, statuesque beauty!}
It isn't really cheating 
if we don't really plan on meeting 
If we don't count dividing our passions 
We're still loyal spouses, after a fashion
Cross that line, when we're together online 
Ok, now I kiss you 
cross that line, you're ten gigs of fine 
Ok, now I spank you 
Our relationship is quite real
though I wouldn't know you from a seal
We always type to mutual elation
Because you never beg off due to constipation

Who said they mind, your spouse or mine?
Ok, I'll delete her!

One response to this post.

  1. Ha! Ha! Ha!
    It’s been a while, I had a hearty laugh 😀


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