I stole this list from my Captain, who stole it from the internets. To assuage my conscience, I added a couple of localities, and the title is mine


I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. 

No one can prove I was ever in Cognito.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. Well, maybe not….

I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimulation I can get!

I have a friend who lived in Cest, but he doesn’t like to talk about it.

My wife looked in Credible, but found me in Ert.

I haven’t been in Terred yet, but I will be eventually.

I hid out in Soluble, vainly hoping to blend in.

And one from my good friend Yoni, In Israel….

Some out-of-town-er asked me: “Have you lived your whole life in Vain?”
“Not yet, God-dammit!” I told him.

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