YOUR DAY IS RUINED WHEN YOU HEAR….

  • “Termites, all right. Wood’s softer than oatmeal.”
  • “Would you step out of the car, please?”
  • “Bob, times are hard, and….”
  • “Nurse, call Dr. West over here, he’ll want to see this!”
  • “You’d better sit down.”
  • “I hear it, too, but it isn’t raining.”
  • “Honey, we need to talk”
  • “A reporter from 60 minutes is here to see you.”
  • “Guess who’s going to be on Springer next week?”
  • “The IRS doesn’t joke, sir.”
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One response to this post.

  1. You are a rage, Greg!

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