Same-O, Same-O or, what the stern sled dog sees

I love those ubiquitous quizzes that get sent around in e-mails, 
 I just completed another one, what fun!
Unfortunately, the cat walked across the keyboard and erased
the questions. Since I had already deleted the e-mail, I tried to
re-construct them from memory. Hope I got it right….
 
 
1) Casablanca………..  Where will the first Latino President live ?
2) Hanging Chad………If you were a porn star, what name would you use?
3) Depends…………..   Boxers or briefs?
4) Canners in a………..Who’s tougher than  Navy Seals?
Whoop-ass factory
5) Like A Virgin……..  A Trekkie who can speak Klingonese is really…
6) Asteroid, Uranus…..What’s so funny about the solar system??
7) Without a Trace……Just how devoid of talent were the Spice Girls?
8) U2……………….        How do you respond to “Have a Nice day”?
9) Beat It!………………….C’mon! What do you really say?
10)How I Met your ……Have you ever been to an orgy?
Mother
11)Mama Told me not…..Worst birth control advice you ever received
to Come
12)Eight is Enough……When did you stop taking advice from Mama?
13)Dos Equis…………….Señor, is your shirt size X or XL?
14)Chili, hot tamale….How’s the weather?
15) Alaska………………If Mississppi gave Missouri her New Jersey,
what did Delaware?


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One response to this post.

  1. I’ve never understood the spelling of whoop-ass. I would spell it whup-ass myself.

    Reply

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