BIEBER, LOHAN, and FORD

Does anybody here know what happened to Martin?
Who steered young Bieber wrong?
The last I heard he was high up in an airplane
Puking into his bong

Has ev’rybody heard about Toronto?
And Mayor Ford ‘s seeming lack of shame
He says he only gorged on beer, booze, and vino
To wash down his pills and cocaine

Has anybody heard much from Lindsey Lohan?
her star power is on the fade
That’s a given , she’s been in more prisons
Than flicks that she ever made.

Has anybody here spotted Miley lately?
which pole is she writhing upon?
I saw her last week, riding nude on a Harley
through the local Bed Bath, & Beyond

 

Has anybody here made a legal boo-boo
Yet avoided both judge and court?
Unless you’re famous, it won’t happen for you
Because you’re not Bieber, Lohan, or Ford

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4 responses to this post.

  1. Ah, they don’t make heroes like they used to these days. Even Herodotus is now just @hero. dot. us. somewhere in the aether.
    I can say that that bieber child, , who was sad after visiting Anne Frank’s house mainly because, in his words, she would have been a big fan of his, needs serious help..
    And Ford, he just don’t know how to do drugs. I’ve gone through tons of everything under the damn sun, including during critical work/operations and no one caught on enough to bat an eye. That’s a real test of man-hood, I’ll contend.
    As to Linsey whatever, wouldn’t recognize her if she crawled up my butt. Is she , like, what we got these days instead of Aretha Franklin? God save us everyone.

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    • Good to hear from you, brother! Lindsey is our latest in a string of not-ready-for-fame-and-money young actors who think their cars are amphibious vehicles and their bodies are indestructible.
      Getting some re-design done on the eyeballs this week, starting today. I will fill you in when I am able.

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  2. I thought of you this week and hoped you had nothing to do with the oil leak on the Mississippi.

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