CHANNEL-SWITCHING DURING THE ROYAL WEDDING

ROYAL WEDDING COVERAGE, COMMONER THAN EVER
You can’t get away from it!
“…… the Royals in Windsor could not ask for better weather for the wedding, The Royal Wedding that’s being held today wedding wedding wedding…”{click}
Hi this is Jay Leno, welcome to Jay Leno’s garage. today we’re looking at Royal Wedding cars of yesteryear[click!]
” good news shoppers! If you purchase one wedding triptych with Lady Diana smiling down on her son and his new bride, you get the second one for free…{click!}
“.. yes, it has been reported that the Queen’s Corgi likes Prince William’s new bride. Prince Charles’ Rottweilers, however, like her a bit too much…”{click!}
“…even amid the carnage of the Taliban’s latest suicide attack, it almost seems as if some of these tears are tears of joy,…”{click!}
“… And another historic fact about Prince William’s ascot…”{click!}
My 1st guest, Sir O. Reginald Cumwidmy, is Londons foremost expert on royal sex practices, and his Royal honeymoon coverage is expected….{click}
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2 responses to this post.

  1. I’m proud that I even know you! Nobody..(NOBODY), does this kind of intensely-knowing satire better than you! I watched not a second, (only cuz I ain’t got a TV… or spare time) but your characterization of the ‘babbling fireplace’ is so spot-on it hurts. Ten points.

    Reply

    • Yoni, the new princess to be was asked how she felt that morning and she said “wonderful”. This was repeated buy breathless reporters for the next several hours.
      I like the Royals, they seem like genuinely nice people.
      But what the hell are we doing, royal families in the 21st century we’re celebrating a shallow gene pool, pretending that a family is better than us because they have never done anything as mundane as earn a living.

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