Where is the Pillsbury Doughboy when you knead him?
To get ahead in medieval times, you had to know what counts?
The sign said ALL YOU CAN EAT, $10. I pay the man, he hands me a plate of beans, and says ” here, that’s all you can eat!”
If Life hands you lemons, hand ’em back, and say sarcastically, “Thanks but obviously you need these more than I do!”
Never try to teach a pig to whistle, he’ll just dump you for a well-connected talent agency, and you’ll see “Whistling Pig” posters and TV ads wherever you go in your increasingly bitter, alcohol-fueled trip on the pity train.
If I had a nickel for every time I got bogged down in minutiae, I’d have, let’s see, that essay question in civics class, that’s one, all the times I started to clean my room, and ended up playing a long-lost Game Boy, or answering the phone,…but phone calls shouldn’t count, if they were emergencies or someone I hadn’t spoken to in awhile……
If everybody else is jumping off a cliff, yeah, I’ll jump too. If I can be the last jumper, and land on a pile of soft bodies.
Birds of a feather ‘flock’ together if they’re white, BUT when crows do it, it’s murder!
Don’t buy a pig in a poke; the warranty doesn’t cover moving parts.
A penny? For You’re thoughts? on My punctuation, and grammar?
Give a man a fish, then maybe the gulls will crap on him instead!